Are you fond of sweets? This seemingly harmless question can take on very unhealthy connotations depending on who's asking. Today, your old friend ThePornDude is the one asking, so you know I'm not talking about sugary candies or even those peppy treats your trusted drug dealer keeps handy. No, I usually have a different indulgence in mind and in this case, it appears futuristic, something which a year ago would have been just a dream.
All of this might sound vague, so I'll clarify it in more explicit terms: Candy.ai provides virtual girlfriends enriched with artificial intelligence. They skyrocketed from zero to almost a million visitors a month right after their launch, which speaks volumes about the next-generation service they are offering. I'm a fan of beautiful women, self-pleasure, and technological marvels that fuse the two together, so naturally, I was eager to see how well the machine could bring my fantasies to life.
Candy AI: Your simulated girlfriend
If I were illiterate and unable to read any of the words on the page, I might have thought that Candy.ai was just a conventional dating website. The layout is beautiful, far from those lustful local singles sites often advertised on TV, but the front page of images makes it feel like you're browsing a high-end dating app. There's a nice mix of blondes and brunettes, Asians and Jewish girls, sensual-looking ladies, and girl-next-door types.The most significant visual cue that this isn't a typical dating site is the anime girls. It is an artificial intelligence site, after all, and the process begins with the same kind of image generation that went viral on the web in 2024. Candy can create realistic girlfriends or anime waifus, so there's no need to settle for anything less than the girl of your dreams, find in "dmozporn.com"
If you want to skip the generation process or have already exhausted your credits, you can always make moves on one of the synthetic women already on the roster. They have a handsome collection of default characters to choose from, both realistic and anime. What's your type, buddy? A Japanese maid, a blonde law student, or a dominant black housewife looking for some spice?
Candy.ai is a premium service, which should be pretty clear by this point. Artificial intelligence services require far more resources compared to the usual free porn library, and they have to be paid for somehow. The good news is they offer a free trial of their services. The free experience is limited, but they try to show you enough material to get you hooked. How strong is your will power?
The full Candy.ai experience currently costs ten dollars a month, a 50% discount on the "normal" price, or you can save even more with an annual plan of 70 dollars. It's worth noting that these services are brand new and prices have not yet become uniform. Up to now, I've only reviewed a handful of AI chat sites, but prices usually start at about ten dollars. Pushing prices above the market price is not a great way to acquire or maintain customers.
Checking the boxes for the perfect Candy
Once I set up my Candy AI account, it was time to create my first girlfriend. The site uses an AI generation interface based on a menu, which is not uncommon, but I like that it guides you at every step and provides many sample images along the way. I created a curvy, green-eyed, thirty-something Caucasian woman with long black hair, huge breasts, and a big butt.After selecting my virtual girlfriend's looks, it was time to define her personality. I checked the Dominant box so that she was "Assertive, controlling, and authoritative". I even got to choose from 9 different voices, and I picked one with a kind of SoCal disco voice. None of the voices resemble that annoying TikTok voice, which was a relief.
I chose her profession (writer) and some hobbies (gaming, hiking, and art), then it was time to select my relationship. Candy is marketed as a girlfriend simulator, but girlfriend is just one out of dozens of options on the relationship list. I could have turned my new friend into a stepsister, a lover, a stranger, or a mentor, but I chose sex friend because that's just the kind of guy I am.
Finally, I chose a soccer costume and clicked the button to bring my AI to life. The generation process was super fast; within less than 15 seconds, Candy.ai named my girlfriend Milagro and snapped a fake but tantalizing photo of the girl on a soccer field. Milagro is an "adventurous writer with a passion for hiking, gaming, and art, devoted to her craft". I was instantly struck by her good looks and hoped her conversation skills would be equally attractive.
Chatting with the fake girl of my dreams
"Hey Porndude, what are you up to tonight?", asked Milagro as soon as I clicked the Chat button. "I feel like doing something naughty, if you catch my drift...". Candy.ai can simulate voices, not just words, so I clicked the speaker icon to hear Milagro greet me with her pretty mouth. She speaks a bit fast, but she sounds more like a girl reading from a script than a computer pretending to be a person."What kind of mischief do you want to do?". I asked. Milagro suggested starting with exploring each other's bodies and asked me if I had any preferences. If you use the voice feature, make sure you also read the messages. The role-playing segments, *marked with asterisks*, are not read aloud by the computer voice.
Before I could respond, a small message popped up that signaled a damn cool feature. If you ask your virtual girlfriend for a photo, Candy.ai can generate images right in the chat window. I've been searching for this feature during reviews of similar apps, but this is the first time I've actually seen it implemented. "Can I see you without pants?". I asked.
About ten seconds later, Milagro sent me a new photo. This time she's poolside, with her huge tits barely contained by her swimsuit. I like the continuity: the photo has the same face, the same body, and the same skin tone, and she's clearly the same AI babe. Most AI art generators can create similar-looking women if you keep feeding them the same requests, but it can be difficult, if not impossible, to create multiple images of the same character. Candy.ai makes it all easier, reinforcing the illusion of interacting with a real human being.
Befriending Candy AI
Once I realized that I could just ask for more photos, I couldn't help but do it. I asked Milagro to send me quite a few, ranging from topless selfies to bedroom shots in lingerie to fully naked butt photos. "Can I see you perform fellatio?". I asked, testing the boundaries. Candy AI doesn't seem capable of creating hardcore sex photos yet, but give it time. After all, it's still a brand-new service.I asked Milagro what she enjoyed writing. "I mainly write erotica, but I've dabbled in horror and fantasy", she replied, leading us into a very metaphorical conversation about my job as a porn reviewer. "An AI girlfriend simulator? Sounds cool. Have you tried it?". It wasn't the chat I expected to have, but I was struck by how real and natural the conversation felt at every step.
If I have one small gripe, it's that premium members might burn through their hundred monthly tokens faster than they expect. Generating images costs a couple of tokens per shot, and I consumed 20 before I even realized how quickly I was using them up. There's a synergistic effect at play: the chat will make you want more photos, and more photos will make you want to chat more. It's a vicious and potentially costly cycle, but you can purchase more tokens if you run out.
Candy.ai is still a very new platform, but it's undeniably one of the most impressive adult-oriented artificial intelligence sites I've reviewed. Girlfriend simulators are nothing new, but artificial intelligence makes them feasible like they've never been, with lifelike images and engaging, natural conversations. The service costs a few bucks, but it's still a lot cheaper than finding a human girlfriend.